whut izz luff enn Merridge?(being spelled unintended but intentionally)

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?”The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is:you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick.”The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person….”“What is marriage then?” the student asked.The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is:you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.The teacher told him, “this time you bring back a corn…. you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. this is marriage.”* So true, i wonder when will i ever get to find my love?

-taken from one's blog without permission!hahah

Kisah Cinta Hisham!

Salahnya sikit cuma.Cuma perempuan biasala-senang dipengaruhi kawan-kawan sepejabatnya.Kalau dah kawan-kawan gf dia sendiri tak suka-biasanya kisah cinta seorang lelaki itu tidak ke mana.kalau tiap2 hari diacung-acung diracun,lama-lama kelamaan termakan juga.apatah lagi bila ex-gf itu bila marah cerita habis keburukan hisham pada orang tua.Habislah hisham.

Sebabnya agak tipikal.

Biasalah.kalau perempuan tu cantik,mesti ada la yang datang pastu komen"BF ko tu nampak cam songo je,cam tak best la,cam haram,cam tak macho sangat,naik kancil je,tak ade duit,taknampak cam kaya pun,lastly dia bagi pepatah haram ni "weii, u deserve a better man la!"

pastu lak,hisham ni pun baru kuar politeknik,baru tgh nak cari kerja,nak cari duit seribu dua.memang la pakai kancil je.(aku dulu pun macam tu jugak).susah tau seorang lelaki ni nak kahwin,nak keje,pastu nak kumpul duit,nak bagi makbapak sikit,pastu nak beri kat adik-adikyang sekolah ramai.pastu nak saving seratus dua.janganlah nak banding dengan orang yang dah masuk 40-an,memang la semua berharta,tapi ingatlah yang kaya-kaya tu semua pernah asal miskin jugak..

Aku pantang kalau pompuan mulut cabul sibuk komen-komen BF orang itu ini,kita tu macammana?kita tu anak datok ke?kerja kerani jugak.kutuk orang pakai kancil,kita tu naik motor kriss je.nak kata kaya tak jugak,terhegeh-hegeh nak tackle laki orang(yang dah kaya),diorang ajakla minum sekali dua,kita tu makin tua.hahahha..dah nak masuk 30.sibuk duduk komen BF tak hensem la,tak smart la,kita tak laku,ada orang bising????(panas ni).

Aku pantang sebab pernah kena.Aku pun tak hensem jugak.Tapi aku bukan lelaki HUHA tak tentu arah,rokok tak isap,hormat makbapak,dadah ganja jauh sekali,kerja ada la,walaupun bukan hartawan jutawan naik lamborgini,tapi kita lelaki-kita pun ada maruah.jangan biar pompuan-pompuan dok lanyak kita.Zaman sekarang ni, pompuan pandang kereta. mana pandang laki yang duduk umah sewa.

tapi aku yakin,ramai pompuan yang baik.bukan semua macam tu,tapi kalau aku terjumpa kat Pasar Payang ke,kat bus stand ke,pompuan yang mulut cabul,siap kena lempang..hahahha..tangan aku besar tau..hahah..aku bukan apa,bagi aku hisham tu budak baik,dia tunggu dapat kerja je,pastu dia nak masuk minang.tiba-tiba pompuan tu selamba je mintak putus.padahal dah berjanji setia nak sehidup semati..Kesian hisham..sabar hisham--u deserve a better girl!